Hjertnes' blog


2022-06-20 06:00

Whoever designs these locking mechanisms to secure your kid in a stroller or car seat: have any of you ever tried to use them on a live child?!


2022-06-17 20:12

Seems like something got messed up when I shared the blog post I wrote about my new Apple Watch Series 7


2022-06-17 18:00

I bet that whoever at P&G that decided it was “fun” to have different designs on the same kind of diapers don’t have any children. My two year old refuse to wear some of the designs 🤣

Apple Watch Series 7

2022-06-17 11:29

My daughter smashed the screen of my series 4 Apple Watch last weekend. For a moment I thought about if I needed another one and decided to order a new one; the timers on it is awesome while cooking and it has a lot of features that are crucial to my weight loss and workout routine.

I decided to get a Series 7, and I went with the smaller model this time. The size of this one feels a lot better than when I had the other one. The battery life have kind of been not that great, so I have tried to turn off the “always on” feature.

Other than that it feels like the same of what I had just with a lot of stuff working a little bit faster and better. Like the exercise detection etc.

Going to write a proper review once I’ve used it for a while.


2022-06-14 06:08

As a white cis man I consider it a win when I shut up and leave the space for someone else


2022-06-11 15:03

When your 2.5 year old tell you to sit the fuck down and not bother her 😂


2022-06-07 05:46

Are you fucking me?! There is a new MacBook Pro with that damn Touch Bar?!

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2022-06-04 16:17



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2022-06-01 19:45

I really dislike the current trend of most places that sell anything physical to ask you review every single thing you bought from them a few weeks later